Welcome to Funny Rap Lyrics

This site is a collection of funny things rappers say. Click on the artist to see other lyrics by that rapper or click on the song name if you want to hear the song and see other funny rap lyrics from that song.

You can also checkout the funny rap videos and funny rap skits.

Also let me know if you have any ideas how I can make this site better. Hope you like it!

By Fabulous in the song You Be Killin Em

Yeah I know that’s what they all says
She gotta donkey with a Juan Valdez
Keep it clean cut like bald heads

By Young Jeezy in the song Gangsta Music

hit him with a tube, flush his whole radiater

By Lil Wayne in the song Oh Lets Do It

all about my cheese, Mozerralla, Provolone

By Lil Wayne in the song Wasted (lil wayne remix)

Young Money baby,

big shit like a horse ass

By Young Jeezy in the song Standing Ovation

I got a sixth sense,

I stack dead people

By Ludacris in the song holidae In

Stop, drop, KABOOM!,baby rub on ya nipples

Some call me Ludacris, some call me Mr. Wiggles

Far from little, make ya mammary glands jiggle

By Ludacris in the song Stand Up

Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless,

Feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my neckless

By Ludacris in the song Phat Rabbit

“let me touch it, let me grab it…

phat rabbit…phat rabbit